This is my idea of a Christmas special I hope you actually write and not just laugh yourself sore.

Santa had long ago made a deal with the parents of the world that they give the children gifts in his stead. This is why parents get the Christmas bonus which is really just payment from Santa.
You are a parent. A lazy parent who decided this system isn’t working for you. You want Santa to give the presents himself again.
How do you go about getting him to take the job back if he doesn’t want to?